For those who don't think Madonna is beautiful, please explan why.

I've noticed a lot of people on here are harsh on her looks and I don't know why.

O Janbot, you and your stupid posts. Madonna is one of the ugliest women to exist. Her kids are super ugly. Everyone in her family is super ugly. Thread closed.

Because she isn't? In her youth I'd call her handsome or striking but never beautiful.

Here's Vadge's ugly mother. Nothing beautiful is coming out of that dog, bitches.

Vadge's brother is uglier than sin but DLers who love only ugly men will think he's hot.

i don't know whether to say weathered or gristled.

R2 what makes her handsome?

Oh wow. I didn't know Madge's mother died at the age of 30. Thanks R3.

I would say that Madonna did the most she could with her looks and talent. Which is more than any of us ever did.

Her joints seem inhuman and her face looks like she's poor.

She looked fine when she was young but she wasn't actually pretty.

She was very cute in the beginning of her career...she just didn't age well

How many nose jobs has she had? Her nose is quite large at r11.

R15 she never had a nose job

She wasn’t classically beautiful but she was very vivacious and photogenic.

Witch nose (the original one) and witch chin.

She looked a lot better when she was chubby.

R20 how does she have a witch nose and witch chin?

She was very pretty but she refuses to age into the cute pudgy Italian grandma her genes are compelled to do.

When she was young in the 80s she was very striking.... strike a pose. Just like everyone else though she's aged.

I think she used to be very pretty when young. Beautiful eyes. But yeah, in the last 5-10 years all those procedures have made her look somewhat...monstrous. She's become a tragic figure.

Used to be gorgeous especially from 1983 to 1993.

Not gorgeous but her eyes were like jewels.

Face like a frying pan, eyes too close together when they're not too wide apart, odd scooped out cheeks and alien cheekbones, the kind of mouth people get when they have ill-fitting dentures. There. I think that about does it.

She looked better than everyone on here

Her eyes are a pretty color but cold, unfriendly. And her nose is a little hooky/witchy.

[quote] I think she looked good when she was young —not beautiful, but striking as r23 said—but now anyone sane, which probably excludes the OP, would have to concur she’s a tragic plastic surgery disaster.

^ Oops, did not mean to make r33 a quote. OP, you answered your own question at r12 and I’m sure you’re sticking to that answer any time someone says something negative about Vadge’s looks, so what was the point in even asking why we don’t think she’s beautiful?

BTW, beauty is subjective; you can think whatever you like about Madonna’s looks and don’t need us all to agree.

In her prime Madonna looked fine and had a unique piquancy about her that was engaging. She looked adorable in "Who's That Girl" and could look striking and mysterious in the best of her videos. B&W film is her friend. I think she understood photography and fashion in a way few singers have. For example, her insistence that Herb Ritts shoot her "Cherish" video - when he protested that he hadn't the experience - produced one of the most erotic videos of all time, with the hunky mermen.

Her current appearance is that of someone well and truly off her rocker, but that happens to the best of us.

I've always thought she was bad-looking facially, even in the '80s. She seemed to have a harsh, sneering look to her features. But her overall look was good.

Vadge should've been no 1 on this list. Recount!

Shes prettier than most women

OP Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and you are clearly outside the bell curve in what passes for beauty.

She was pretty when she was younger but the dieting and excessive PS and obvious partying has done her in. I totally expected Madonna to embrace aging gracefully for some reason...but she’s a narcissistic woman so I was wrong about her.

Madonna was always sexy verses beautiful - 2 very different things. She had a fantastic toned and sculpted body and worked very hard to maintain it. Her face was striking - big eyes, heart shaped with full lips. She photographed well and looked great in videos and performances. Whatever was "natural" and soft about her when she broke onto the scene in 1983 was quickly toned-up, hardened and sculpted into the rather plastic vision of perfection that she had created for herself. Her image was severe which translates to striking and sexy but rarely "beautiful". Clearly whatever she was doing worked.

Leo Madonna + confidence = attractive

I've never been a fan, but I'd never call Madonna an ugly woman. Do some of you know what the word ugly actually means?

Madonna always had a unique face, she has beautiful eyes and a heart shaped face. She looks like a cross between her father and her late mom. She had her father's nose. You can see she's had a nose job, not an obvious one, but it was reshaped, she now has a smaller version of her original nose.

The camera loved her. Granted, she now looks like an alien, but she was never ugly.

That list of ugly actresses is absurd. Tilda Swinton is not ugly, she looks like a painting of a Pre-Raphaelite woman. Neither are Angelina Jolie and Jen Aniston ugly. That ridiculous list was probably written by a troll with an axe to grind.

Beauty is subjective. Yet most people can tell what ugly facial features are...usually a very weak chin, a huge or too bulbous nose, bad skin, teeth like piano keys or crossed eyes.

R52 FU. That list was 100% accurate, only Vadge should've been no 1. Tilda Swinton is super fucking ugly. Albino version of Conan O'brien. Barf.

R54 Jabba's single IQed riposte.

Madonna is beautiful. Haters gonna hate

[quote] [R40]'s list is hilarious!

It is. and it goes on forever (far past the Top 10), covering every variety of actress you can imagine—all ages; all races and ethnicities; current stars, has-beens, and never-weres; leading ladies whose looks were an integral part of their success and character actresses who were never trying to convince anyone they were attractive; actresses who clearly were/are not ugly in the mind of anyone but the list writer. I had to stop clicking "more names" after I browsed about 40 or so, but I feel like if I kept going, I'd eventually see every actress who's spent five minutes on the silver screen on that list. I'm SURE it was compiled by an incel troll with an axe to grind, but that is part of the hilarity.

[quote] I've never been a fan, but I'd never call Madonna an ugly woman. Do some of you know what the word ugly actually means?

I'd never have called Madonna ugly when she was younger. A great beauty? Not really. But ugly? No, certainly not. Today, however, as you have more or less said yourself, r51, she is hideous. She doesn't need to be—she could have skipped the million procedures and aged gracefully, and I'll bet she'd look very good for a woman in her 60s—but she has beyond fucked up her face.

^ Looking back at the other posts in this thread, though, r51, I do get the point of yours. There are some total nutbags in here talking about Madonna—and even her perfectly average-looking mother—as though she were the Elephant Man or something. And they seem so filled with rage about it; e.g., the freak who felt the need to tell someone "fuck you" because they disagreed about that Ugly Actresses list. Maybe it's the never-ending pandemic and/or all the other shit we've lived through over the past year, but the irrational anger in here, over pure trivia, has reached record levels.

R60 the viciousness and inanity of the insults made me laugh. SJP and the Sex and the City girls was perfectly accurate though.

Describing no 1 SJP. The UGLIEST actor in Hollywood! By a LONG-shot! She RUINED 'Sex&The city' for me showing up in almost EVERY scene with her fried hair, bony horse-face&skinny legs. Of course, Kim Catrall the leathery-faced 80-yr-old bag & Cynthia Nixon the rat-teeth bone-hag give her a run for her money for the number 1 spot. These three should get together for a Halloween-special 'Sex&the Three witches of Eastwick' Show. They'd be even more famous. At least then we'd believe they're actually hooking those hot guys in 'Sex&City'. By their spells&zooming around on their broomsticks. Not seducing them with their scrawny, shriveled-up dubious 'charms'. :-D

Seriously, she looks like Alfred E. Neuman in drag.

Average looking but with a lot of charisma when she was younger. An entertainer more than a singer. She failed to keep cultivating the positive stuff and now she's a caricature and a joke.

Even in her youth, he was average with a gap. That's why she decorated herself with the fashion of the time to detract from the less than spectacular looks. She's not ugly, but no one though she was really pretty or beautiful.

If anything, her youthful, unconventional, pushing the boundaries spirit made her appear more attractive. But as she got more and more successful, all of that fell a way pretty fast and was replaced with selfishness, ambition, entitlement and desperate need for attention became a drag on her appearance. As said above, she's now just a caricature of herself. She has no clue it's time exist the stage gracefully or the ability to imagine that happening in a way that saves her legacy. She's going to hang on to the lime light to the end no matter how bad it makes her look.

It's funny to see lardo Lourdes modelling for Marc Jacobs just because she's Madonna's daughter. She doesn't even have Madonna's blue eyes but is as basic looking as it gets. He has to edit out her mammoth thighs.

What happened to the mole below her nose?

R32: Her eyes are shaped well with pretty lashes, but, as you said, they are COLD.

R48: I always thought her real mouth was her least flattering feature. The bottom lip was never thin, but the upper lip sure was. She's been injecting lip fillers since the early 1990s. Then there's the gap teeth (which makes one look like a hick) that the French find attractive for some reason.

R1, R3, R4, R53, R56, et al.: Don't know if the original Janbot/Jabba still posts on DL, but he HATES Madonna and loves Janet Jackson. Janbot would agree with your Madonna criticisms, so why do you call Madonna fans "Janbot"? It should be Madgebot or Vadgebot. You've got it all twisted.

She was once very pretty but she was never beautiful.

[quote] she never had a nose job

That's right. Otherwise it would've affected her beautiful singing voice. Can you imagine what Bye Bye Baby would sound like with a corrected nose?

She was always well styled. That made the most of her pretty ordinary looks.

R69 Moron. Janbot is a general pejorative term. Doesn't only refer to Janbot's psychotic obsession w Janet.

R73: Oh fuck off, obsessive troll. Clearly you don't understand the meaning of "bot" combined with the name "Janet".

What a DL noob!

^That the best you can do, loon? How fucking unoriginal.

I love how you're obsessed with both Janbot and Madonna to unhinged degrees. In a contest for who posts the most psychotic rants, you beat Janbot by a mile.

R62 identified you as the freak you are. Hilarious that you declare that Janbot is a general pejorative term when you're the ONLY ONE who uses it in that way. You're an incompetent troll. We see you, transparent cunt. You fool no one.

^LOL. The more you repeat lies to yourself, the more it becomes true. Troll 101.

Enjoy your sad delusion, psycho.

R78 Janbot (you) has probably 10 to 20 accounts on DL. She cannot hide the fact she has the severest form of psychotic/psychopathoic mental illness. Every word from her *unt of a mouth is meaningless gibberish.

R79: You're projecting, hon. How Trumpian of you. Try harder. You'll "sound" normal one distant day. LQTM.

R81 You have been spouting the same crap on here for years. Everyone hates you and easily recognizes you shitting on every thread. Projecting. Oooooh, big word for your single digit IQ.

^HA HA HA! Your buttons are SO easy to push.

I only have one account, but if it soothes your sensitive fee fees to tell lies, knock yourself out. You are a fucking anonymous NOBODY.

You don't speak for everyone, duh, yet you will attack everyone who disagrees with you with the boring, repetitive, lameass Janbot accusation. As if that has any power. Amateur.

Only an idiot like you thinks "projecting" is a big word. You type Gen Z. Have you graduated from high school yet, noob?

R83 I have more than a single IQ like you. You have no idea what projecting is. It doesn't mean *unting, which is all you do. Everyone knows you have 20 accounts. You cannot disguise yourself at all.

R85: RME. You suck.

Nobody said projecting is synonymous with cunting, except YOU, Janbot troll. Unfamiliar with an online dictionary or too lazy? Who cares? You're pathetic either way.

You really are a fuckwit. Can't even type the word cunt. Has to use an *, like some backward child using the computer while his mommy is distracted. Have your balls descended yet, boy?

R86 Oh, Janbot. Everyone hates you and your psychotic inbred self.

OMG. Can you two loons please find a room somewhere?

Whoever that troll is, they make Janbot look positively sane..

R87: Hello Janbot/Vadge troll. You've been waiting for me to return so you can show me more of your derangement. Awww, how tedious.

[quote]Everyone hates you and your psychotic inbred self.

No, just you, hon. An unstable nobody projecting yet again. Of course, you have to pretend everyone here agrees with your crazy rants. You have no friends, neither online nor in real life. It's you alone in your little leper colony.

[quote] She cannot hide the fact she has the severest form of psychotic/[italic]psychopathoic[/italic] mental illness. Every word from her *unt of a mouth is meaningless [italic]gibberish[/italic].

ROFL. Irony is lost on you. Out of your depth and too stupid to know it. Will mommy banish you to the closet if you spell "cunt" properly?

Cunt.

Madonna was a bad girl. Looking hard was her brand. Her first role was playing a hooker in Desperately Seeking Susan. I recently saw that movie again while flipping thru channels. Roseanna Arquette was so wholesome looking and Madonna was such trash, which was the point. The Madonna troll needs to take a break. These threads are repetitive as fuck.

R89 Fuck off, Janbot. Responding to itself from one of its 20 accounts.

Modeling for marc jacobs doesn’t mean much now. He’s so broke, all of his melrose stores are closed.

See had pretty eyes..I'll give her that.

R92: Oooh, are you upset now, Janbot troll?

I'm staying right here. It's fun watching the antics of the mentally ill. I'll be munching on popcorn as you unravel. Carry on, loon!

Her unfortunate personality.

The most charismatic woman of all time

It’s impossible to be beautiful when one is butt ugly.

Listicles are for clickbait and provocation, kind of like the OP.

She looks like Alfred E. Neuman in drag.

The irony-challenged dumbbell @ r69 doesn’t realize that r1 was suggesting the OP started a disingenuous troll thread just to celebrate what’s “ugly” about Madonna.

Sucks to be naive.

Madonna IS beautiful and sexy.

I thought during her boy toy 80's years she made herself cute but she is not a naturally attractive woman.

R107, why don't you think she is naturally attractive? Just wondering

She had classic Italian features, lovely hair, and a great body. With the right makeup and styling, she could approximate beauty. She's done too much to herself and has lost all perspective so today she's a caricature of her former self.

Many people are beautiful in photos but not in person. Princess Diana and Cindy Crawford both struck as human lollipops with big heads and long stick bodies. If we're talking about male beauty, I thought JFK Jr. was breathtaking when I saw him. That kind of beauty you can't fake.

r108 without makeup and hair she is average, not a natural beauty. But that is true for a lot of women.

She's ugly on the inside.

[bold]HA HA HA!!![/bold]

The loser at R103 got redtagged by Muriel. I'm loving this. How does irony taste, asswipe?

Like R1, you are a bottom-feeding troll too stupid to function. Your friend, R1, doesn't have enough brain cells to rub together to originate a disingenuous-yet-clever idea because it is a lunatic. All it does is rant on every thread it infests. A paranoid on top of that, it lashes out and accuses multiple posters of being Janbot when they don't agree with its unhinged comments. Hilarious. It types "cunt" in sentences ad nauseam. Such a keyboard warrior, so hardcore. LOL!

There are only 2 posts in your comment history, R103. What a pathetic failure, troll 5906. Sucks to be you!

Exactly, R111. Her outside now matches her inside. She got the face she deserves.

Hard, pinched, manufactured, lacking warmth, softness, humor . . .

OP, I think you meant her looks are harsh on her.

R121, which features are masculine?

The combination of all of them, r122

[quote]Shes prettier than most women

Lol, no. She's got an unusual appeal, but she's hardly "prettier."

R53 is correct- Tilda looks like an alien/stickbug hybrid.

R124, why isn't Madonna pretty? Just wondering.

She had a beautiful hairy yak.

Jealousy is the answer OP.

I guess we all have our own opinions.

Looked best in the Vogue music video

Ok, Buffalo Bill. You can stop talking to yourself and dancing in the mirror now.

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